Foreplay

Don't worry, myself and the Refugee are still on good terms. the Refugee is an emotionally stunted man, with neither power of articulation nor communication. His spit-spewing, seemingly hate-filled tantrum was actually kind of cute and endearing. It's the equivalent of slap and tickle - his best expression of affection. The emotional equivalent of a fourth grader hitting a girl because he likes her. Come to think of it, he must be stuck in a childlike mental state. That explains his attraction to way too young girls, stunted intellectual growth, and inability to maintain healthy relationships.

Just because you've been rejected by the world's economic structure, mother nature gave you a good hard spanking, and women cross the street when you come their way, doesn't mean I will reject you too. You are my Valentine, the Refugee. Bake a heart-shaped cake and give it to yourself and have it be from me.